Saturday, August 15, 2009

Evil Portrayed - the Finance Industry






The global finance industry is not exactly seen in a good light right now - what with millions of people unemployed and retirement plans up in smoke. Yet Wall Street plutocrat fatcats are raking in the bonuses once again while the masses can't even afford enough food to eat. But it's curious to see how the comic industry treats them. While its no doubt that they are treated as big as bastards as criminal lawyers, there are two treatments that stick out for their ingeniousness.

ARKHAM ASYLUM: LIVING HELL
Arkham Asylum is well-known as the home for the criminally insane in Gotham City, where Batman tends to send his murderous Rogues Gallery after he's spoiled their nefarious plans. In one case, a man named Warren White (a metaphor for Alan Stanford or Bernie Madoff but preceding them by several years) thinks he's successfully manipulated the legal system but getting himself declared mentally incompetent for running the worst fraud in financial history. At first the judge is outraged at the result then he smiles. For in Gotham, a madman gets sent to Arkham, which is far far worse than any conventional prison. White was better off in a maximum security pen when compared to sharing quarters with Two-Face, Poison Ivy, the Joker and the Scarecrow. He goes from a normal guy who you almost feel sorry for (almost, until Madoff and Stanford became news) who is regarded as "the worst man I've ever met" - even by the outraged Joker! (For you can kill people. but you can't fuck with their retirement plans.) White goes through every degradation, torture, psychological horror and abuse by his fellow prisoners until his mind snaps after he suffers piecemeal crippling physical debilitations. Over a period of six issues in this limited series, we see him slowly and painfully transform into Great White Shark, a new freakish entry into Batman's Rogues Gallery. Awesome.

G.I. JOE: ORIGIN
A clever retcon story written by Larry Hama, the writer of the original Marvel series, that shows how the original team of Duke, Scarlett, Snake Eyes, Heavy Duty, Breaker, Rock and Roll and Stalker were pulled together by Hawk on a small mission in Las Vegas. Written in the post-Jason Bourne era so it's smart, technical and leaves few plot holes - as today's military comics now have readers who are as informed as most real tacticians. Breaker and Scarlett actually act and speak like real communications and intelligence operatives, Stalker speaks pure special forces lingo and professionalism is the name of the game. This particular pre-Cobra mission has them pursue a terrorist with links in the government but whose doctrine and methods are unified with the nut-case right wing militias of Montana and Idaho. So basically G.I. Joe (although technically, that codename has yet to be formulated so they are known as "The Unit") is up against red-neck yokels with machine guns but led by paramilitary hardcases. I'm going to do a big spoiler here but the end challenge for Duke and his team is a choice left by the terrorists - they have only enough time to shut off one weapon of mass destruction, either a) mass toxins that will be released into the atmosphere, killing millions of people, or b) an email that will be sent to every major bank and financial institution in the world that contains the Gaussian copula function, the mathematical formula used to model huge complex risks and widely blamed for the financial subprime crisis. (The terrorists' profit motive being based on crashing the worldwide financial markets and shorting it). The Joes understand both of the risks but as history has shown, they obviously opt to stop the toxins instead to halt an instant kill rather than a slow one. It's quite funny and interesting to see how the financial world was actually being manipulated by a terrorist action, full well knowing the end result while the fatcats themselves are just pawns for evil.

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