Bloody Heathens! - Definitely Not for Sunday School

After recently reading how American distributors are not going to be allowing any showings of the new movie Creation due to its "controversial" topic - that of Charles Darwin and the lead-up to The Origin of Species, it got me into a fairly combative mood. Using reverse psychology: if a Gallup poll shows that 39% of Americans don't believe in evolution then it underscores how the Christian faith is obviously under attack from belief systems not in line with its own. To wit - getting defensive about someone else's POV is a sure sign of insecurity and ham-fisted judgement.

So I might as well feed a bit more tinder into the fire and show how some titles really take the piss out of misinterpreted dogma, particularly that represented by the Big Bad Institutionalized Cross. I'll sidestep Preacher by Garth Ennis, perhaps the grand-daddy of "vs-Christian" (rather than anti-Christian) comics as that deserves its own blog one of these days. Instead I'll touch on:

BLOODY MARY:

By who else? Garth Ennis. Mary Malone is a former special forces soldier who also happens to be a nun. She is literally invulnerable for part of the series, having ingested a creature that makes her immune to.... well, death, as she takes her share of bullets and even tank shells penetrating her torso. Blowing up the Vatican, killing Christian cults, bringing down fascist dictatorships - all in the name of whatever Garth Ennis believes in. The style is irreverant, as to be expected of the writer, but not so much as The Adventures of the Rifle Brigade but actually on par with say, Preacher. Ultra-violence is balanced against *some* degree of empathy for the characters but it doesn't take itself as seriously as Battlefields.

FAITH:

You either love the art by story-teller Ted McKeever or you hate it. But this series concerns itself with a concept of purgatory called Murr where the dead are sent, whether they were saints or devils. Robbed of identity and purpose, they come to realize they have a common enemy - the forces of God himself who is a corrupt landlord out to clear out Murr for unknown reasons. If you have a New Testament/Lifetime Channel concept of angels as harp-playing, blonde cherubs, this may not be for you. If, on the other hand, you are inclined to think of angels as God's mercenaries: eyeless, soulless, and unthinking as per Christopher Walken's Prophecy movies, you might get a kick out of the portrayal of brutally horrific angelic warfare. Takes all kinds. Cameos by an uber-pissed Joan D'Arc and Lucifer in a bad toupee.

BTW - this blog is NOT meant to be a Garth Ennis fan-page, just so you know.

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Possible movie plot lines - Alita

As most of you know, James Cameron took a stab at two CG-heavy sci-fi narratives at the same time - Avatar and Yukito Kishiro' Battle Angel Alita. Avatar won out as the first to come out as the script came along faster. This isn't exactly surprising considering the density of the Alita story. The main problem with scripting a 2 to 3 hour movie about her is that the origin story doesn't take a full 2 hours to plough through, so in other words there will have to be one or two extra story lines to fill it out. While this would be a fairly large departure from the actual manga, it's probably acceptable due to the fact that someone like Cameron actually cares about things like telling a story and that there is a good chance that Yukito Kishiro will have some input as to the actual story.

I would guess that the Motorball derby saga isn't going to be part of it as although it has the most spectacle (and admittedly, I would LOVE to see that on film), the whole saga was a diversion in her life to "get away from it all". I think Makaku the Sewer-Orphan is a likelihood as it leads into the Desty Nova/Tipharean plotline, and Zapan's Revenge is a continuation of it and possibly the climax. All of it takes place in the Scrapyard and contains the same characters from the beginning.

If there is a second movie, I would guess it would combine the Barjack/Den road warrior-ish plotline combined with the Secret of Tiphares. This is a lot to combine into one 3 hour flick, but very possible. The problem with all of this is that it leaves out the Motorball story which *barely* fits into the larger Tiphares plot, but has some of the coolest and exciting visuals ever committed to print. Realistically, it could set a new standard for science fiction hyper action. It would pale the highway chase of Matrix Reloaded, Speed Racer's headache inducing races, and any race car flick like Driven and Days of Thunder by light years. A possibility is that Motorball is a second movie and Barjack/Tiphares is the third to finish off a trilogy .

Masters of Horror - Pt. 2, Mike Mignola

Well of course you figure that if you're going to have a column on horror that Mike Mignola would figure somewhere in there. Most famous for being the creator of Hellboy/BPRD, and unlike other writers, still plays an active role in the film-making. An interesting item of note: he was the original designer of Mr. Freeze in the Batman Animated series. Although he seems to be a fairly normal type of guy, his knowledge of demonology, old folktales, myths and legends puts him up there in the high levels of nerd-dom with Gary Gygax, but not quite J.R.R. Tolkien-levels of nerd-godhead. To qualify, you must memorize the entire tome of The Lesser Key of Solomon. Something I'm still working on. Anyways, not disparaging the Hellboy stories (which I love) but he's at his best when he gets all Victorian on us, mixing in cults, Lovecraftian Old Gods and Utilitarianism. I guess he figures Jeremy Bentham to be as evil as Cthulu himself.

SIR EDWARD GREY, WITCHFINDER IN THE SERVICE OF THE ANGELS: This is actually set in the same universe as Hellboy and the BPRD, but about one and a half centuries previous, at the height of the Victorian period. There is some character crossover, not least is Sir Edward Grey himself, who is a Thomas Carnacki/Johann Kraus-type of psychic, spirit-seeing crusading demon-hunter. Officially sanctioned by the Queen but still no less feared or despised by God-fearing Christians, he confronts the same type of baddies as Hellboy would do but without the resources of the BPRD, modern technology and in an environment setting MEANT for demons, ghosts and evil doers. The city streets of an industrializing Jack The Ripper London is itself an evil character and since you know everyone dies anyways due to time, you know that any and all characters are potential corpses waiting to happen.

JENNY FINN, DOOM MESSIAH: Yeah now THERE'S a cheerful title, innit? Drawn by Troy Nixey, this is a horror story through and through. Inspired by Lovecraft, London is beset by a disease that is infecting its inhabitants with some truly gross-looking skin conditions. Not eczema or acne of course, but rather tubes, fins, extra eyes, gills and claws type of hideous-ness. There is no heroic character here, just victims and bystanders of a fate for which there is no reason or understanding. This grotesque story is not watered-down by the near caricature black and white artistry and is on par with some of H.P. Lovecraft's most compelling and disturbing stories.

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Masters of Horror - Pt. 1, Strange Embrace

It's a full two months til Halloween but why not start early? This will be part one of a series of the best of horror manga and comics that have come my way over the years and it's a pleasure to bring some of the most mind-fucking things to ever see print. So far, I can only confirm Junji Ito, H.P. Lovecraft and Mike Mignola, but who knows what else will pop out of the woodwork over the next two months.

I commence with David Hine's Strange Embrace - originally written and drawn in 1993 as a black and white but re-published as a full color compilation in 2007. This is what put Mr. Hine on the map, and prepped him from avant garde writing towards more mainstream titles such as Brave and The Bold and X-Men. I'm sure that if Marvel or DC had asked him to tap into the visceral horror and psychological dementia that he mustered with Strange Embrace into their own titles, I think he held it in check. He has never done anything close since.

Strange Embrace is a tale within a tale. An innocent boy is lured by a sociopathic spirit medium who himself weaves a tale involving obsession, insanity, self-abuse, suicide and manipulation. Focusing on an antiques dealer who succumbs to the worship of heathen African totems, the story pans out to the immediate family around him and shows how far the rabbit hole falls. It seems that with each issue, the macabre is scaled up a notch and all the pieces start to fit into the puzzle of why and how 1) the boy was pulled in, 2) the interest the crazy spirit medium has in the antiques dealer, and 3) the final fate of the antiques dealer and his family. I have to say, I love horror - and it pleases me immensely when a comic series, that medium that would have the most pacing and editing problems inherent in a horror narrative, can leave a sickly feeling upon finishing a story. There is no redemption here, no happy ending, just a very disturbing 3-dimensional tale.